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These are the pics from my trip home to Maine/Boston for the holidays... note that there IS evidence of my identical twindom, and that I DO love my family... just not enough to not be snarky.
Yes, Facts of Life fans... Peekskill does exist... eerie...
James (LJ's TheEvilNub) making sure the party turns out JUST right... I missed the ass shot, though.
James' roomie Jeff, looking totally aghast that I've just taken his picture... I COULD have done it when he came out of the bathroom naked... but I didn't... he's LUCKY!
James' other roommates, Terry (LJ's BigRock), with Paul and the other roomie at the Beardello, Chris... All that hotness in one room... WOOF!
Yep... those three again...
ROB! (LJ's Robcelt.) He's so Irish, I expected him to break out in brogue... total hotness, though, and seriously sweet.
IT'S SUNSHINE! My sister. She rawks! She's the family fashion maven.
My other sister Sierra after having taken temporary ownership of my holiday headgear.
My OTHER other sister Renee, getting comfortable.
Renee's boyfriend Mike and Sunshine gettin' groovy...
Mike again... just a touch fucked up...
Sunshine's boyfriend Fred not prepared for the flash.
Renee and Mike at my parent's house.
My dad... who HATES having his picture taken.
Sunshine indulging in her favorite pastimes... drinking and opening presents.
Renee (looking very "Posh Spice") and Sierra (looking very amused).
My step-mother showing off some antique plates she found.
The family Christmas tree.
My nephew Brendon chowin' down on some of his candy stash.
Renee's other son Austin, not feeling well... poor thing...
Strike a pose, Memere!
Dad plus Spongebob equals a look of utter confusion.
Wierd... my dad REALLY seems to like that bag... KIDDING! Please don't hit!
Sunshine, looking glamorous with her drinkie-poo and ciggie-butt as always... after assuming control of the Santa Hat.
Sierra, having regained control of the Santa Hat, plots the overthrow of the world's clothing markets.
One of the neat looking bridges in Boston... I LOVE what they've done with the place... so hip... so fresh...
Fred trying to hide from the camera... TOO SLOW!
More view of Boston from the highway.
I LOVE this dinosaur... we always used to look for it on trips to my grandparents' house, because it meant we were almost there.
Me and the sibs. Sierra, Eddie, Renee, Sunshine and myself.
Austin and Brendon digging in the present pile... FUN!
My grandmother trying to figure out how one of the boys' toys works.
A good headshot of Austin.
Headshot of Brendon.
My family breeds preety, don't we? Renee in Girly mode.
Mike never quite knows what to do in front of the camera...
I always knew my family was slightly cheesy, but this is ridiculous.
The amazing Brendon is about to... ummm... do... something...
Smiling around a mouthful of cheetos... now THAT'S talent!
Brendon telling my borther something... or just poking him in the leg... you can never tell what that boy will do.
Austin doing his Cher impersonation... no, not really, but it LOOKS like it.
Just another example of the things children in my family have to endure... be thankful I made it to adulthood relatively unscathed. ;0-)
Sierra coming in the door...
Sunshine with her cigarettes... per the norm...
Sunshine vamping for the camera. She's good at that sort of thing.
Is this bracelet shiny enough?
My parents looking for the next gift to hand out... I think...
Austin with his new Fire Truck... LORD that thing is loud!
Have you noticed an abundance of smoking among the members of my family, yet?
Brendon opening a present...
YAY! Austin got a sno-cone machine... in Maine... in the middle of Winter... ummm... yeah...
Brendon's got a Toy Story fetish goin' on right now...
LOOK! IT'S SIERRA'S BIG HEAD! And Fred got a new coat... YAY!
Mike has a thing for frogs... Brendon just likes boxes.
Sierra and Austin... for somereason I can see her wearing fire-engine red lipstick and pinching his cheeks, thus being a catalyst for many, many therapy sessions.
And, then again, maybe not.
The ever-popular Eddie showing off his gift... or quite possibly flipping us off in a big way...
Uh oh... it looks like Mom and Dad have found the nitrous stash.
"Oh, Sunshine, you GO girl!" Yeah... Memere says that all the time... she's all hip and stuff.
Yes, and you too, can have your very own Sarcastic Kissy-Face doll™, for the low, low price of YOUR SOUL!!!
WHAT'S IN THE BOX ALREADY!?!
You know... for a woman who dislikes children as much as Sunshine does, she certainly gets along with these two pretty well.
WHAT IS THIS THING GIRLS HAVE FOR PUTTING CHRISTMAS BOWS ON THEIR HEADS?
Well, SOMETHING's funny...
Standard goofy face right up close to the camera pose... WHEEE!
Oh, look... Christmas porn! I noticed they didn't get ME any... well, it's Maine, I suppose they didn't know where to get what I like.
What's THIS button do?
Ah, yes... the CUTE hiking boots... the kind that are of NO use whatsoever when running from rabid wolves or machete-wielding madmen.
Oh look... sheets... just what I've always wanted!
Go 'way, kitty! That's MAH pot-pie!
Memere... ummm... not doing anything all that sarcasm-worthy...
Dad opening HIS porn... Renee always knows the right thing to get people... in order to achieve maximum embarrassment.
OOOH! A scrunchy, scrubby thing! YAY for bath poofs...
You know? I get the feeling Fred just hates cameras in general.
I love the look on Sunshine's face when she gets a present... it's very... where's the jewelry...
AWWWWW!!! Sunshine got a serving dish! Now she can play Martha Stewart!
Here's the back of Rob's head...
IT'S BUZZ!!! I love me some Buzz... he's a doll.
Buzz and Figaro... WHEEE!
A very fuzzy picture of Buzz's boyfriend, Eric.
Auntie Kate hiding from the camera.
Auntie Kate looking very surprised that I got a decent picture of her. Hey... if she can tell stories of me as a kid, this is MILD retribution.
My uncle Tom, looking relaxed... and waiting for food.
My uncle Ed (Yes, there are a LOT of Ed's in my family) hating the flash...
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