This was my very, very, very first bear run where I was JUST there to have a good time. Being yourself rocks! Lots of friends, good food, and lots of fun! ALL HAIL THE SLUTTY ROAD TRIP!

This is Roger... He's small... so... very small... he spent most of the trip buried under the luggage like a rodent.

This is Carl. Roger's boyfriend. He's large... He helped me drive because Roger has no direction sense.

Introducing... The Drew. He's all sweet and cuddly.

RANDOM HOTTIE SHOT!

This is the back of Brian's head... sometimes candid shots can suck...

REGISTRATION! AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Now, remember, Boys and Girls... Roger is a TOP.

And Carl looks on bemusedly while strange things happen to his partner...

We like the bear strippers...

No seriously... we REALLY like the bear strippers

OK, now this one just needs to sit on my face and wiggle.

The Drew! He's BLIND!!!

Scott... who is a hoot... is currently about to implode... Roger is warning the populace.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW! David is so cute...

<-- Joezer dealt it --> Alex smelt it

Carl and Bill at Fogo... YAY MEAT!

Chris is playing paparazzi while David is unaware of his picture being taken.

Chris! Smiling! Not flipping the bird! I'm shocked and amazed!

The OTHER Chris playing paparazzi while Roger is about to slap the lot of us.

Drew has a very wide tongue. I'm sure it comes in handy.

Sean, Matty and Will at the other table... being all A-List...

The Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum/Tussaud's Wax Museum near Arlington.

Meow! We love it the Catwoman.

YAY for blasphemy!

Myself, Jake, Eric, Jay (bottom), Bob (whom I do not know), and John before THE PRICE IS WRONG, BITCH! Good times...

Kevin and Eric finding seats.

Sean making friends.

Eric looking at me funny.

OOPS! did that damn towel slip?

Heeeeeeeeeere's your host! BOBALOO!

See the chick in the dress? We LOVE her!

YAY for Plinko!

Paul... YUMMY! And John.

Guess the weight... FUN GAME! Bears in boxers ROCK! That's David, James and Michael up there.

More of Bobaloo's Booties

Bobaloo AND the Booties...

This is Michael. He's beautiful. And I want his shirt.

Random hospitality suite shot. YAY!

YAY for the hot mens in boxers... YUM!

That's right... take it off for daddy, bitch.

That's a LOVELY picture of the back of Michael's head... but we still got Joezer, John and Sam in the back there...

It's Sam and me... ain't we adorable? SAY IT!

Joezer and Bobaloo.

Scott loves his belt... no... he REEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY loves his belt.

SLEEPY BEARS!

Hunterin back, Tony, in back, and YET ANOTHER CHRIS in front. Rock on!

Random breakfast shot.

More random breakfast shots.

And still more random breakfast shots.

MORE BREAKFAST SHOTS!

This is Brad... He's a very large, very sexy man... and a DAMN good kisser. Must be horizontal with him at some point.

I forget who the little one is, but the big one is Ricky. he's from London. His voice is PRETTY!

This wans't the best angle for it, but this truly was the most beautiful crotch, EVER!

This was the line for dessert... it was long. VERY long. I mean, how long does it take to get cobbler?

Here's the start of Kendall's show.

Kendall likes to have his back to the audience. I wonder why...

Here's Drew and Larry... YAY for the burly men in kilts!

A few of the contestants for Mr. American Bear.

A bit of the Dallas skyline.

Drew and Kendall. Kendall is yet another one with whom I must get horizontal.

No, we're not drunk... just stupid.

John looking all mischievous.

This is Russ... He's my buddy...

John, Michael and Tim... three BEAUTIFUL men. I loves them to bits.

Kip... BEFORE he chewed a hole in my arm.

Random PDA pic™.

All of us are LOBBY WHORES!

Just a beautiful, beautiful ass...

Chris waving... he wouldn't flash me his dick. DAMN!

Chris number 1 being all tired and cranky... dammit.

Random hottie shot.

The sign for the bus stop at Throckmorton Mining Company.

Inside the Round-Up.

Yet another Random PDA Pic™.

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